Lana D

A Lana D is one who, despite being somewhat gifted, acts irrationally humble. However, once you befriend a Lana D, they do a complete 180 and act irrationally bold.

Person: Hey Lana D, do you know what Lana spells if you spell it backwards?

Lana D: Wow, you're so funny..

by Slicky_Nicky December 01, 2018

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D-Niti

When you ejacute in one's nostril and it comes the other nostril. Which is similar to useing a neti pot

When a short person was giving me a blow job I gave her a D-Niti

by The wise old fishing club January 12, 2018

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The 5 D's

A term used to describe 5 types of quests, which make a bulk of quests in MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games):

1.) Destroy
2.) Deliver
3.) Discover
4.) Defend
5.) Drop

"Nobody is saying abandon the 5 D's, but you can add each quest an individual flavour.."

by Lokosicek June 30, 2017

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F. O. R. D

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Femdom

Officers
Ramming
Dildos

When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.

Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.

Male: why. And that's not happening

Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW

Male: stop it's to deep.

Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!

Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.

Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D

by DDGSOCCERNICOLE July 11, 2025

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D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.

Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.

by FindingRachael November 29, 2015

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