slaying absolute penis

alt form of ‘serving cunt’

omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock

by percyption April 18, 2023

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penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

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Ze penis burglar

It’s simply the penis burglar, we don’t know who he is or his motive or if it’s even a him. Simply ze penis burglar. Jonah hill

Yo bro phill I just got burged by ze penis burglar dude

by Ze Penis Burglar December 26, 2020

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Touch of the Penis Head

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

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Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

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Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

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