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boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics
boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)
by elle.ninho March 14, 2011
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whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush
Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.
by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017
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Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google
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Mash-n-toss

The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.
I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.
by Nanosquishy June 17, 2011
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slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”
by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019
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Let's rock n' roll

a word that boomers use when talking about doing anything slightly to the left of doing dishes for fun
"you boys ready for some competitive knitting, alright let's rock n' roll!"
by bakedalaskathepunk March 15, 2022
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