Fuck a pigeon

When shit’s hitting the fan but you couldn’t be bothered

“Hey Josh, I slept with my mom’s boyfriend last night!”
“Jim, in time’s like these you just gotta say fuck a pigeon and go with the punches”

by Jimmy’sNut’s October 26, 2019

fuck the wardrobe

Some gay ass phrase used by the biggest hoes around

Izzy: Fuck the wardrobe
Sexy bloke: Go away

by Fuckity fuck fuck December 3, 2013

Fuck the Rabbi

When you royally screw things up. "Fucking the rabbi" requires an epic level of messing up, like getting yourself caught in a blizzard in Buffalo, when you were trying to secretly hook up with the Rabbi behind your family's back, leading to your deeds being publicly revealed as you can't fly home to cover your tracks.

"Wow, Nicole, how did you manage to fuck the rabbi so badly?"

by Life_of_Pie December 28, 2022

Fucking Twat

Typically a person who is devoid of all logic or reason. They tend to make poor ill advised decisions that adversely affect those around them. Another stark characteristic is that they’re overall a fucking idiot.

Kyle broke up with Leslie??? THE Leslie??? The woman who was gracious enough to even date him??? What a fucking twat!

You see that guy over there with the weak mustache and feminine build? What a fucking twat, amirite?

by Geezer Squeezer November 5, 2022

fucking gutted

Fucking gutted: A time when you realise that your waistline has waived a little white flag and you've become a fat bastard.

Flaccid? I haven't seen mine without the aid of a stick and a mirror for decades...

It must be because I'm fucking gutted.

by Flaccidflower June 11, 2016

Litty as fuck

when someone must make it known multiple times that they did something lit as fuck

Did you see jack posted a video of him getting freaky with his new girl

Yeah he’s litty as fuck wish I was like him

Yo bro pass me that remote my arms killing me I went too hard in the gym yesterday

Bro your literally shredded and litty as fuck don’t worry bro I got you

by grimando February 21, 2021

Gang Fuck

When you and your bros decide to all have consensual intercourse with a single female at the same time.

Kevin: "Jojo, your mom is hella thicc, let's gang fuck her with Evan!"
Jojo: "Well gosh darn it I can't say no. Just be gentle. Those childbirths have made her fragile."

by erp01 April 14, 2018