chicks and dicks

basically, it's a contemptuous term used by critics to denote the same old, same old themes used over and over again, especially in catagories of popular music such as cock rock and cock country. For example: "Ooh baby I just want to make love to you" or descriptions of life on the road, "love 'em and leave 'em" (I can't establish a relationship with you girl, but maybe next year me and the boys will be back here and we can screw again), the inconveinence of getting VD, and all that rigmarol.

I read the CD booklet of a Midnight Oil album and the narrator was amazed that there was an Aussie band that not only truly sounded Australian, even in their accents, but one that had somethings important to say, let alone anything to say period. Something besides the usual touring-and-getting-VD bromides, which he described as "chicks and dicks".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 1, 2007

Shit a Dick

To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.

I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.

by Mortumz February 16, 2009

Winter Dick

The term used to describe the leftover urine which leaks out of the urethra and into your underwear after urinating.

Winter Dick is prone to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you 'shake' several times.

Winter Dick results in "pee spots" in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist penis. It may also risk your chances of receiving head.

"Hey, has anyone seen my pants?"

"...Dude, did you piss yourself?"

"Oh no...Its just Winter Dick! Son of a bitch! It always happens! No matter how many times I shake!"

by Matteus January 27, 2009

Dick-Pocket

A woman's vagina.

"Hey dude, your girlfriend's dick-pocket was delicious last nite!"

by mystery121290 September 11, 2011

Your Dick

The smallest thing in the world.

That dust particle is a small as your dick!

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

dingle dick

someone who is a bafoon or idiot

that dingle dick ruined my blender

by justin March 30, 2005

dick shaft

Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.

Cum see my dick's shaft.

by Razor July 7, 2003