Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

Goodness

Something irritating, offensive or horrific and you are too polite or too taken aback to swear proper.

Goodness there was a lot of blood at that crime scene.

by pocketloki September 3, 2020

good postmidnight

A greeting you might use in the postmidnight.

Good postmidnight.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 20, 2018

That Good Shwet

The act of such euphoric sex and climax, and out of body orgasmic celebration, body shaking leg quaking nut buster on some top tier lady clam

"So I met up with this chick from tinder last night, she gave me some of that good shwet, I need to wife her up."

by Almighty Whitey August 1, 2018

for a good time call

A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.

The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.

Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.

For the best time call [phone]. You can set your atomic clock by that.

by bitchuck September 7, 2025