european shoulder bag

A clever way of getting away with the fact your sporting a man purse.

D- 40, "Look at that dork with the man purse"!

K-Rocc, "Thats not a man purse. Thats a european shoulder bag".

by K-Rocc November 3, 2009

Douche Bag Jones

Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!

by moogookrew December 18, 2007

secure your bag

To maintain success

Dj Khaled says it's a major key to secure your bag.

by 09csmart September 1, 2016

bite my bag

Stronger version of bite me, specifying the biter should (metaphorically) bite the speaker's scrotum.

A good way of saying no.

Bite me. No way. Bite my bag.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

Jew-bag

When a jew uses their nose to t-bag someone

Declan used his nose to Jew-bag your mom

by Fucking jesus August 7, 2012

its in the bag

A person has just closed the deal to have sex.

Its in the bag he is mine now to fuck.

by DA March 1, 2004

dead babies in a bag

When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.

"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.

"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded

by Mead A. Bayer May 3, 2007