Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Tiktok Hands

The overuse of hands and gestures to emphasize words or express feelings in short-form videos, which now permeates real-world conversations.

I was on a date with a girl, and she had the worst case of TikTok Hands ever. I couldn't pay attention to anything she was saying cause her hands were flying everywhere.

by E.V.Ve September 21, 2025

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025