1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

by Aidan sabean April 20, 2024

from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off
by rightless ginger October 3, 2022

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."
by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017

D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
by dinguistics July 29, 2025

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”
“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”
“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”
by Websterboy November 24, 2020

by internet trool June 15, 2018
