jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

Shut Your Bundles

Phrase. Used to tell people to "shut up" or stop talking. Also used in place of quit it, or stop it.

Michaela: Kelsey your so weird!
Kelsey: Shut your bundles! I am not!!

by littleblonde October 25, 2010

Jockin Your Tits

When your just kidding

Its ok im just "Jockin Your tits"

by Bnewtonn November 8, 2010

check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 13, 2010

peppering your fries

reference to masturbation

quit peppering your fries and lets go.

by joto ono April 27, 2009

suckle your drip

To ingest the drip of another person who has snorted drugs in an attempt to gain at least some mild buzz from that drug. It is a technique used only if the person will not give you any of the drug itself.

Person A: "Man Jody is all blown up.. look at him, but he says he's out."

Person B: "Hey Jody, can I suckle your drip?"

Jody (sheepishly): "Oh, come on guys!"

by Derek Hansen (coolin') August 4, 2006

cap your bottle

zip your pants, pull up your skirt. think dirty, or not.

person1: *just got out of the ladies/men*
person1: * forgot to zip* hey.
friend1: hey! cap your bottle!
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lady to molester: pls cap your bottle. im not available.

by lieny December 26, 2008