I don't know whether the Democrats stole the election, but either way the 45th President of the U.S. was Trumped for Guyden.
by Doos Jarus February 17, 2021
TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach March 01, 2025
someone who supports donald trump
by clunge magnet March 21, 2019
one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior
After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.
by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021
The water in your toilet bowl.
Dude 1 - Do you have a plunger? The Gulf Of Trump might overflow onto the floor.
Dude 2 - Whoa! It is high tide in the Gulf Of Trump. I will get the plunger. You must have dropped a big Donald.
Dude 2 - Whoa! It is high tide in the Gulf Of Trump. I will get the plunger. You must have dropped a big Donald.
by Spudsy G February 21, 2025
by Tavis_15 November 28, 2020
by FigTMehFgt November 10, 2016