man with one nut

Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.

That man with one nut looks so much happier than I feel.

by Big Slim Islander September 11, 2016

X Files Nut

When you jerk of and you can see the cum shot only for it to disappear when you try to clean it up

When jack was wanking he expiriebced an X Files Nut

by Lord Wankington The 3rd January 18, 2017

Squirrel nut zipper

A swing dance style made popular in the big band era(1930s)

Did you see that cat, hitting the floor like a squirrel nut zipper. He's the coolest.

by Elvis the kid February 29, 2020

Shot Putt Nut

When you ejaculate onto a golf ball and putt it into her butt-hole.

Charlie is a really good Shot Putt Nut-er.

by c0rnh0le May 21, 2020

Nutting vid day

October 11th

You must send her a vid of you nutting or else you got the cheese touch😖

It's october 11th, aka Nutting vid day, aka the one of the best days of the year😈

by swaggyn00dles October 11, 2020

Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

by Sica1 July 7, 2011

post nut clarity

that feeling of disgust you get after busting a nut to futanari

jack: bro i shouldn't have downloaded all these futanari videos its disgusting what was i thinking
bob: post nut clarity is a bitch bro

by Franval October 16, 2023