marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.

Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?

by frozengrapes151.4 September 24, 2012

Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint

"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"

by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012

Poo-Poo Fingers

Fingering a girl's asshole.

"Hey man, did you give her poo-poo fingers?"

by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012

Doody Fingers

Fingers that graze shit when one wipes his or her ass.

Wipe, wipe, graze, graze.....doody fingers.

by 3dPulp November 4, 2012

Feline Finger Trap

The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.

During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.

by Eyeheart2bone July 22, 2012

Finger Kief

The finely ground marihuana weed that falls on the table during packing; named "finger kief" due to being picked up off the table with your fingertip, so as to prevent waste.

Guy 1: Want me to pack you a bowl?
Guy 2: Of course. Just make sure you use the finger kief, I only have like a gram left!

Being an impoverished stoner, Joe always used every last bit of his finger keif.

by therealscooby September 11, 2013

leather fingers

Carlton

Damn! Carlton is leather fingers

by Silver back October 4, 2013