minion fart vore

when minion does fart and vore

i love minion fart vore

by May 21, 2021

trapped old fart

A trapped old fart is someone who does one job but has been welded so well into another, that he will never get out.

He's a trapped old fart

by J0nnyB0y October 20, 2014

Elton John Fart

When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.

This cake looks like Elton John Farted on it.

by InsaneAsylumPatient February 19, 2023

far end of a fart

When you cannot or will not give in

You two would argue til the far end of a fart

by Buggerme January 27, 2017

Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014

fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

cum fart cock' tail

A hot, slimy sperm load is cock
injected into a young girl's ass hole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it.

I got the hot twins doing a cum fart cock' tail last night.

by Sleezy Lazzeee May 02, 2006