Urban Dictionary

The only reason I know most sexual things, even though most of that stuff didn't used to be sexual. Or it did, no idea. I'm serious this website was how I learned what bdsm and rimming were

*playing Cards Against Humanity*
Me: Hey, friend, what's this?

Friend: no clue.

Me: alright, let me look it up on Urban Dictionary.

(This is based on an actual thing 😭)

Urban Dictionary by Starmustdie March 28, 2026

Urban Dictionary Moderator

The Urban Dictionary moderators are the most handsome, beautiful, sexually attractive people in the entire world. A study from 2024 shows that being an Urban Dictionary moderator is one of the most desired jobs in the world, and is also among the most respected by women. All Urban Dictionary moderators are the kindest people you'll ever meet.

John: "yeah so in my spare time I work as an Urban Dictionary moderator-"
Jane: "I want to marry you and have sex with you because you are so hot."
John: "what"

Urban Dictionary Moderator by CrimsonGuy64 April 7, 2026

Urban Dictionary Bob

URBAN DICTIONARY BOB is a Bob obtained by searching the words "Urban Dictionary Bob" into the Urban Dictionary website. It originates from the Roblox game "Find the Bobs", created by @nenoxor1.

guy: hey person have you found URBAN DICTIONARY BOB yet??/??
other guy: ye i have the bob i am so cool and epic, just say /e LLLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLLLOL
guy: omg so awesome

Urban Dictionary Bob by bobmaster9002 April 9, 2026

Urban dictionary

Let me log in

Urban dictionary please help

Urban dictionary by NextJen April 29, 2026

Urban dictionary mug

A mug at the bottom of any page that has a colored background and the word/phrase you looked up on it

Look at the urban dictionary mug

Urban dictionary mug by Zilla. May 4, 2026

Urban Dictionary

a place where you go to look up funny words or sexual words

normal person:ooh thats what serendipity means.
jim:haha funny penis poo poo urban dictionary definiton hahaha ur mum 69696967

Urban Dictionary by stresss444 May 17, 2026

Urban Dictionary

a prime example of the con of humanity's freedom

I don't think the Urban Dictionary is that helpful, I looked up the words i already knew about and it was filled to the brim with stupid and shitty stereotypes and jokes with zero thought and no real definitions!

Urban Dictionary by 333...1973 May 23, 2026