Hoarder of God

Hoarders that hoard just way too much

Are you a Hoarder of God?”

by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021

Your god father is a cock sucker

A comeback do leave people stumped

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker

by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

Hiatus with the Gods

“Hiatus with the Gods” is a reference to the popular web comic “Leveling Up with the Gods.” The reference is because the comic has extremely frequent hiatuses, often only 2-4 chapter between them, the fan base has nicknamed the series “Hiatus with the Gods.” Members of the community began to bet (often their balls, their friends’, and their lineage) on whether or not the next chapter would release as scheduled. With people being ‘upset’ when chapter do release on time.

“ I have no words, horrendous, bring back my beloved Hiatus with the Gods.”

“YES FINALLY THE PEAK HIATUS WITH GODS IS BACK !!!”

“Can’t believe betting balls has been what’s holding Hiatus with the Gods together.”

by Oosedamoose August 18, 2025

God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011