pussy trap

A wild goose chase with no chance of getting sex

At 1:00am it was clear that we were in a pussy trap.

by heiny4243 September 4, 2011

Pussy Goblin

A small evil individual who preys on lesbians when they have had too much alcohol. Will also prey on cats, puppies and fluffy rabbits, as it is recognised pussy goblins enjoy the sensation of fur against their skin. Tend to have no permenant residence, instead choosing to live a transient lifestyle to allow them to get away with their repulsive predatory deeds for as long as possible.

STOP!! Freeze Pussy Goblin, you are hearby being arrested for the molestation of three small, defenceless rabbits, intoxicating four lesbians and doing despicable things to them. Also drawn to the list of charges is your tom peepery of small puppies relieving themselves against trees. Anything you say may be.......etc.

by Kittybum July 22, 2009

pussy dealer

a person who buys drugs off another dealer for a price and sells it for the same price without making a profit.

Yo this guy named Joe buys a 10 sack for 10 bucks and he sells it for 10 bucks whatta pussy dealer!

by Kahlon August 27, 2006

the pussy aftershock

the indentation that extends upwards from the vaginal area that can be seen through a females trousers.

in general, the "aftershock" that creates a more visible indentation through a thick trouser material (I.E. JEANS)denotes a more gratuitous pussy size.

the pussy itself can be described as a severe earthquake in this instance and the severe camel toe is the aftershock. thus the aftermath is the aftershock created in the pants of the great big pussy.

that girls pussy must be hella big, the pussy aftershock goes all the way up to her belly button

by BENCY2K February 25, 2008

Pandemic Pussy

When everyone joins dating sites during a pandemic to try to get themselves some sex, whether out of boredom or desperation due to social distancing.

"I am gonna go swipe on bumble and see if I can get some pandemic pussy this month."

by sweetplum90 April 16, 2020

Pussy Jenkins

When someone is being a Pussy and/or not doing what you want them to do. It is a comical name that you call someone without offending them.

TOM- Come to the pub tonight
DAVE- Sorry am out with the Mrs tonight!
TOM- You are such a Pussy Jenkins!

by Wobble Cuff 1 May 27, 2009

pussy noogy

when you take your fist and rub a vagina vigorously too give them a noogy of the pussy

Guy 1: dude you totally gave that girl a pussy noogy
Guy 2: she was totally askin for it man

by retard-at-home May 28, 2009