Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025

Fish Fucker

For a special kind of fucker or wanker. An individual who is only capable of having sex with fish. Often mindlessly aggressive for no real reason. Only satisfied from sexual needs.

That fish fucker almost ran me over crossing the road when the sped up pointlessly to impress a bitch next to them.

by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025

Fish aids

Fish aids is a type of AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency syndrome) Which rarely is contracted after having sexual relations with any kind of live fish.

Guy one: "Damn bro... I got fish aids from last weekend."

Guy two: "I told you to wear a condom."

by lemoncello January 14, 2025

Feed the fish

Noun. A sexual act, sprinkling powder on the clitoris prior to coitus.

Did you know that if you feed the fish it makes sex more intense?

by MrJantastic January 15, 2025

Sucker fish

A sucker fish is when a woman wearing a miniskirt with no underwear stands on the hood of your car and presses her vagina against the windshield

"Linda jumped on my hood with no panties , sat on my windshield. It looked like a sucker fish cleaning an aquarium."

by Uncle Ant January 15, 2025

Fish

Term of endearment, can be used as a slur by angry, bitter, salty people with 0 friends who are jealous of the person they are using it against

Eniabe: Hey youre such a funny fish!
Sirine: fuck you hypocritical fish

by Evilfish2025 January 16, 2025

Fish-Vegan

Eats land animal by-products, but not their meat

Does not eat fish by-products at all

A quirky vegetarian

Trevor is a fish-vegan

by CODDaddy January 17, 2025