dick whiped

1. When a woman can't live without getting dicked once a day by her man.

Tracy threw a fit cause her boyfriend wouldn't have sex with her today and demanded he have sex with her tomorrow.

by Riley Hoffpauir March 6, 2005

Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

by Squigly April 6, 2009

dick vein

Insult. Someone who is such a weasel that they don't even get to be called the whole dick- just the vein.

Hey dick vein, send another drink to my woman and I'll kill you.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Dick Wagon

A person that is a dick and talks shit about everyone, including his girlfriend!

Man he talks so much shit about her, hes a dick wagon.

Daniel Shaw is a Dick Wagon.

by MyMilkShakesAreBetter October 21, 2010

dick soup

when there is nothing but guys in a jacuzzi, pool, etc...

im not getting into that jacuzzi!! theres nothing but dudes in there- thats dick soup!!

by statek619 March 1, 2008

desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

by captain love April 1, 2009

Winter Dick

The term used to describe the leftover urine which leaks out of the urethra and into your underwear after urinating.

Winter Dick is prone to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you 'shake' several times.

Winter Dick results in "pee spots" in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist penis. It may also risk your chances of receiving head.

"Hey, has anyone seen my pants?"

"...Dude, did you piss yourself?"

"Oh no...Its just Winter Dick! Son of a bitch! It always happens! No matter how many times I shake!"

by Matteus January 27, 2009