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Lagoon cunts

1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany
1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great
by betterthantape January 2, 2013
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Cunt Nugget

Dude is such a cunt nugget!

My, what big cunt nuggets you have!
by vbDevil :) August 18, 2013
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Acorn Cunt

an asshole squirrel that wont leave you alone
by Kokoro-chan September 9, 2011
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cunt-struck

I was immediately and overwhelmingly cunt-struck at first sight of her.
by RFazio September 29, 2022
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Cunt Cleaner

Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022
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rent a cunt

As big as a uhaul van but empty.
I rented her but, once inside I got lost . She was a rent a cunt.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Cunt Sling

This is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady's parents and quite soon after engaging in sexual intercourse. The procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once sexual gratification has been procured.
"Hey Jack, I done spotted a blossom in turd ex ho."
"What the hell gone dang were what Ma-fax?"
"Done dan cunt sling get that shit turd outta mo face Ma-fah."
by Ma-fah November 18, 2005
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