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Lagoon cunts

1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany
1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great
by betterthantape January 2, 2013
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Cunt Nugget

Dude is such a cunt nugget!

My, what big cunt nuggets you have!
by vbDevil :) August 18, 2013
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Acorn Cunt

an asshole squirrel that wont leave you alone
by Kokoro-chan September 9, 2011
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Christmas Cunt

During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.
"I was in the mood but then she came at me with that Christmas Cunt"
by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018
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cunt pump

Vigorous thrusting of same or opposite sex against genitalia resulting in a happy ending. CP. ed, ing.
Candace cunt pumped Marshall the other night at my mom's house.
by Kdubdizzle1 July 15, 2017
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cunt-struck

I was immediately and overwhelmingly cunt-struck at first sight of her.
by RFazio September 29, 2022
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Cunt Cleaner

Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022
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