Meat mastery march

Third month of Sigma year. You may start feeling like a budhist monk, sharpened senses and control over your own thoughts always comes handy! The end goal is to master control over your own meat. It is still prohibited to jack off.
Mike:"James is on some buddhist shit I guess, bet it's the Meat mastery march."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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Chopped gyatt meat

Comparable to calling someone cooked, done for, or washed up.
Person 1: "Bro I haven't done my assignment yet its due in 20 mins!"
Person 2:"Yea you're chopped gyatt meat bud"
by CharlesGremmyG November 04, 2024
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meat mustard

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night
by Kcole54301 January 31, 2018
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meat drive

when you go for a drive for meat
"Hey Arun, let's go for a meat drive!" "Oh, I could go for a meat drive!"
by hahagoteem March 23, 2023
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Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
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tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
by Jpv420 June 17, 2019
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crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
by KENNY LOMAX December 31, 2011
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