your left nut

me nigga.

your left nut: your left nut
where the fuck is mario judah, i like big dicks in my buttcrack

by your left nut March 16, 2021

zuck on deez nuts

A childish insult for when talking about Mark Zuckerberg.

Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts

by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022

Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

by Sica1 July 7, 2011

big goose nuts

nuts the size of a whole goose

Person 1: yo you see brenden's nuts reccently?

Person 2: yea they're big goose nuts
Person 1: agreed, I think he needs to get them checked out

by anonymous November 24, 2020

california wall nut

You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on

Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.

by Caiptain Lang dang April 10, 2017

Nutting vid day

October 11th

You must send her a vid of you nutting or else you got the cheese touch😖

It's october 11th, aka Nutting vid day, aka the one of the best days of the year😈

by swaggyn00dles October 11, 2020

Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018