There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
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John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
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John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
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-What’s up with this guy Nick Kyrgios? Why’s he so mad all the time?
-Brah, what do you expect? He’s John Blackenroe!
-Brah, what do you expect? He’s John Blackenroe!
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- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet
- Thinks he is boss
- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet
- Thinks he is boss
- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny
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