by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013
Get the king mac and cheesemug. by Alfiedl8 January 18, 2022
Get the king peelymug. A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022
Get the Lasagna Kingmug. Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
Get the king shitmug. by B-A October 20, 2008
Get the King Belvederemug. when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 7, 2022
Get the King’s Clam Chowdermug. by K.Ali February 24, 2021
Get the King Alimug.