Lady friend creep law

The amount of photos a man can look at his friends lady's Facebook.
All the man can do is look through the profiles pictures of his friends lady once and that is all.

1: dude I looked through your lady's pictures like 5 times last night!
2: bro you can't do that, that's against the lady friend creep law!

by Bro445 July 4, 2011

Semi best guy friend

A guy friend who is more than a friend but not to the point of a best guy friend

I have a semi best guy friend

by From monroemiddle school :) July 12, 2018

When you have no friends

When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break

Ew Why does Becky have no friends

When you have no friends

by Been flicker 101 November 13, 2019

National Fake Friends Day

This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st

"Hey, its January 1st, who are you gonna post?"
What's on January 1st?
"National Fake Friends Day!"

by just some random ass kid November 28, 2019

Best Friend Zone

When your best friends ex is tryna fuck, but you don't feel like being compared to them in bed, possibly ending the friendship

"Hey your ex Joe tried to smash yesterday, I best friend zoned his ass."

"Good, he's got bad dick anyway."

by Anarchist 27 February 17, 2019

2 Friends 1 Fish

A pornographic internet video, in where 1 friend is receiving a blowjob from a fish that is repeatedly being thrusted back and forth by a 2nd friend while the 3rd friend just records.

Friend 1: “Aye bro you need to watch this”
Friend 2: “What is it?”
Friend 1: ”It’s 2 friends 1 fish”
Friend 2: “Is this like 2 girls 1 cup?”
Friend 1: “Not really”
Fish: “…”

by Foxhoundx12345 December 19, 2019

We can still be friends

Something one says when dumping their partner, but this is unlikely to happen unless the couple has kids or owns a business together.

My ex: Everything can be like before. We can still be friends. I don't want to lose you altogether.

Me: Nah fuck you, I don't keep friendships after relationships. I'm not that forgiving, sorry....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022