Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

by PMD December 10, 2008

butt hash

the action of pissing and shitting in a paper bag then huffing it after it has festered for a few weeks in order to feel a high

What are you doing this Friday?

I'm gonna go do some butt hash!

by dogshitfucker December 9, 2007

butt pirate

Homosexual that is trying to loot your booty. Has connotations of the theft of booty in a coercive manner from the unwilling.

"Why don't you relax and free yourself from all those blocks that society has imposed upon you, fun can be found in the most incredible places..." - "Aaaargh, butt pirates!!! To your fighting positions matees we are under attaaaack!"

by Morklor February 22, 2009

Supple Butt

When you take a shit and your ass is sore and uncomfortable. It usually takes about hour for it to "heal" and be back to normal.

Bro, i had taco bell today and now I've got terrible supple butt. I can't even sit down!

by Drewby Hans September 29, 2014

Butt Crust

When you don’t get all of it when you whip.

Got bad butt crust.

by Burger commin January 30, 2018

banic butt

When a woman (often native) has the big cupcake like body, and flat ass (basically a crack in their back). Looks like a marshmallow with toothpick legs.

"damn Alexia, did you see that elder at the gas station today? she had mad banic butt"

by melchild February 16, 2018

Baboon Butt

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.

Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!

by biff4tuna June 29, 2011