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A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted
" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"
by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022
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Holy god macha chad

a holy god macha chad is even a better than a giga chad because even if he/she does something like furry porn the father will never get the milk
Mike: hey see that holy god macha chad luke: yea what about him? Mike: i heard he did furry porn did still the father never left! Luke: wow...
by Bing Bong dictionary September 18, 2022
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Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.
Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.
by UnTen May 21, 2022
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God

And God is a guy taking credit for something he didn't do...
Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"

Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."

The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"

God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."

Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."

God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."

Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."

God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."

Dawg "What?"

God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."

Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."

God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"

Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."

God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."

Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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Hoarder of God

Hoarders that hoard just way too much
by MinocquaFuck May 31, 2021
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On God

to be honest only wannabe gansta 10 year olds and edgars say this corny ass word
"Hollon is that yo girl?"
"You hit that?"
"Yeah"
"Put it on god"
"ON GOD"
by hxssxn September 30, 2022
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69 God

Super Nympho Hyper Sex Pedo Fiend
Oh yea stay away from him. He a freaky ass nigga, word on the street is that he's a 69 God.
by DJAkademiks69 May 4, 2024
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