Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Cats-frumunda

Hellions bent on destruction or used like the curse word mf'er. Or a not too offensive hot raunchy sex-stank.

As in: that's the same cats-frumunda that I smelled last week or; are you the cats-frumunda

ones that stole my ceramic peter pan statue and did that cemetery vandalism?.

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" January 6, 2023

cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.

person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'

by the duck thing December 20, 2022

Cat ghost

When something goes wrong

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017

cat sauce

noun - the mixture of cat pee and litter that form around the cats behind after they relieve themselves

also referenced as “sauce”

Garfield walked out of his room sauced up.

Sylvester was cooking that cat sauce this morning.

by naynayy March 1, 2024

cat jeans

Jeans that Thots wear with many different holes already ripped into them as if a cat attacked their pants.

Why would you pay $300 for those retarded cat jeans Tiffany?

by IAMHILL15 May 11, 2018

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016