Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Prank Job

When one male performs oral sex on another male as a practical joke. Usually the act is followed up with one male saying "totally pranked you bro", therefore not making it a homosexuality act.

Male 1: "I totally tricked Steve into letting me suck his dick"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"

Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"

by Cornbuts June 3, 2018

PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).

My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.

by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014

Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.

There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?

by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025

fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.

I need a fucking job

by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021

ok thats any quitting job >:(

this word means people wants to quit job of something

uhh. ok thats any quitting job >:(
well oke doke ;)

by relaxedkaomoji March 10, 2022

better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2013