Kinging

Being a king ig

"No one wants to watch 1000 episodes of Islands Exploring and Kinging

by anonymous June 27, 2021

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King Teo

King Teo is a god who eats to much chocolate

- I'm starting to become king Teo
- maybe you shouldn't eat that much chocolate

by Nagito hoemeada October 4, 2020

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Flower King

A flower king is a person who has your flower and is the king of it. A flower is (according to Monica from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) is your virginity and the person a flower king owns is a bloomer.

C*le, R*ggie and C*nnor are R*byns flower kings. She has been bloomed multiple times.

by Shit_RuPaul_Says February 27, 2020

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co king

If u say co king fast it sounds like u saying cocaine, pretty cool right? *drugs is not cool and drugs are gay AF*

Police officer: So, what do you have in your car.
Guy: Oh just my co king hiding in my-
*pulls trigger*

by Johnstuff12 September 6, 2021

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King George

When your partner asks you to ejaculate on a specific body part and you miss completely.

Wow. You really King Georged it when I asked you to cum on my face. You completely missed and it's all over the pillow.

by AT Realist December 29, 2023

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ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!

Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

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