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new mexico state university

the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.
new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!
by dom the bommm. May 2, 2011
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New Jersey Drum Circle

When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.
Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".
by Roy G. Bib May 30, 2008
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New Guinea Couch Elk

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.
If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.
by mangus June 5, 2004
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New Jersey Whore Hair

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.
What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.
by John Meritz March 10, 2008
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Same Pig, New Lipstick

A government that abominates policies of a previous administration while practicing those policies themselves, subtly or directly.
- referring to the "pig with lipstick" jokes about Sarah Palin.
Voter A: Our governor promised he'd cut the housing taxes, but he's just doing what the last guy did - raise 'em like hell!

Voter B: What can you do? Same pig, new lipstick.
by Crazy Nerd November 19, 2009
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New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins
cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972
by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022
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