Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

penis cock fart sex

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.

"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020

Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".

Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.

by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022

Fart-treat me like that

When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.

“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”

“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”

“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

poo fart pee butt

Poo fart pee butt used if your 9

sussy among us imposter is poo fart pee butt

by anonymous September 22, 2021

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

fart gobbling hoebag

One that gobbles farts as well as penises.

We went to a party and saw your mom. she was being a fart gobbling hoebag.

by Batgirl and Robin July 28, 2014