Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

One-eye-willy

A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.

Dang girl i'm going to make you look like One-eye-willy

by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!

Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

Heart Eyes

hentai

Person 1:Have you seen that girl in hentai with those heart eyes?
Person 2: epic

by Mitlander February 15, 2020

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

i turned a blind eye

hice la vista gorda

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it

by CR29911 July 7, 2017

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

by crystal_fr December 19, 2023