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Rhode Island Flute Player

A "gay man". Refers to a male person who is romantically, sexually, emotionally, or spiritually attracted to other men.

Historical definitions focus on the act of attraction, while the identity of a gay man is really a multifaceted experience that includes self-identification and emotional connection, not just sexual behavior.
I knew that celebrity was a Rhode Island Flute Player after he was caught kissing another man at the gay bar.
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Rhys is a Rhys
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Rhode Island Smirnoff

An act requiring 3 people, two of which being female and one being male. The male lays on his back while one female rides his dick and the other sits on his face.

DISTINCTION FROM DOUBLE COWGIRL: females making out at the same time.
Excuse me lovely women. I couldn’t help but notice that you are the most beautiful lesbian couple I have ever seen! As a supporter of the lgbtqia+ community I was wondering if we could do the Rhode Island Smirnoff.
by Thesexdemon September 20, 2025
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Rhapsody in Brown

1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.

(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)

2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.

(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”

Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”

2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
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Rhett

This 6-7 kid looks like toothless mixed with a bunny rabbit and is annoying as frick. don’t mess with him or he’ll tell everyone about something u never did
You’re acting very Rhett.
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rhonda

The type of person who loves to complain about things, but expects only other people to fix it.
Stop being such a rhonda and handle it yourself.
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rhat

A common typographical error of the word “that,” typically occurring when an individual is typing too fast on a keyboard, namely that of a smartphone.
“Rhat is so cool. *that.”
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