poop

being rude to somebody.

Person 1: Shut the fuck up

Person 2: Stop being fucking poop!

by brodyhere May 14, 2023

Poop Slick

When you are running away from someone and poop on the floor so they slip on it, typically runny.

Haven't you heard how I escaped the cops? I just pooped a puddle in front of their car, it's called a Poop Slick! - Jon(Garfield)

by Tim7 May 17, 2023

poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023

Poop

something that comes out of your butt. It’s stinky too.

Josh: Do you want to know the story of poop? Ok so there was this guy named Josh and he needed to go to the bathroom and then he took a poop. The end!
Lisa: uhhhhhhhh you’re weird.

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.

- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.

by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023

poop

a peace of smelly gases.

I went to the bathroom and I pooped.

by he bad boy June 9, 2023

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023