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penis jive

One of the many phrases George Hoefer has created out of insane loser-dome, this phrase in particular refers to George's (homo)sexual orientation.
by Caley Hughes March 8, 2005
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Mouth penis

a. The fleshy, movable, muscular organ, attached in most vertebrates to the floor of the mouth, that is the principal organ of taste, an aid in chewing and swallowing, and, in humans, an important organ of speech.

b. tongue
by Kronica April 1, 2010
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Penis Wrench

Jono Coleman being buggered by a donkey with a duck giving him pleasure at the same time
The time he went to Peterborough and asked a donkey if he do it with him and madonna. The donkey said no to madonna and yes to him. The donkeys mate the duck felt left out so they said he could join the que at the front. The duck didnt want to stop and still had his manhood clenched between his beaks when he ran off. And that is how penis wrench came about. PS. I was there too
by Nathan Parker May 16, 2003
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penis wrinkle

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.
josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!
by kyle March 22, 2005
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Islam Penis Cheese

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.
by anonymous June 6, 2021
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your penis is gay

by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020
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small penis car

Derogatory word applied to a vehicle used by a guy that wishes he can afford to drive those so-called "small penis vehicles" (vehicles that seemingly are overcompensating for a guy's "under-endowment." Examples include but are not limited to: fancy sports cars, and large trucks such as F350s that are raised with a set of over-sized tires). He may also be likely doing this to make himself feel better about his small penis.
I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.
by The Real Master Chief May 28, 2013
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