Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 06, 2021

fish face nigga

A sharp business man with an negro background.

Damien was a fish face nigga, he made millions selling his FuBu clothing all over the world

by knvl1 June 02, 2012

chocolate star fish

when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.

I had my girl over on Valentine's Day and to be a little kinky we wanted to do chocolate star fish.

by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025

Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.

Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.

by LordJenal April 12, 2023

fish and mayo

fish and may means when you have sex with a girl whos part smell like fish where you cum on her part and lick it off

hey bro have you had fish and mayo

by theWise69 May 12, 2024

Thirsty like a fish

Real fucking thirsty

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!

by mrevoix May 03, 2021

fish snob

An every day clown that thinks he's too high tech for a small bait shop .

Ben is just a fish snob. He thinks he's too high tech to shop locally

by Syrdo October 13, 2018