Dick Fingers

When I Guy dose not wash his hands after touching his penis (from using the restroom or masturbating)

Boys should always wash your hands after touching yourself because they could have dick fingers

by Dr_jurassic July 25, 2021

Finger hat

It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.

Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats

by Scayr3d July 28, 2021

Crusty Finger Duster

When someone uses their dirty and scabbed hands to perform secual gratification in return for goods or services. No lubricant is used and typically the scabs from the 'Duster' will fall onto the genitalia of the person they are dusting

Dude, Lauren is outside of Pilot giving a Crusty Finger Duster for a pack of cigs and enough gas to get home.

by MadDawgShorty July 30, 2021

Finger

A verb, this technically means to sift through or sort out. But most people use it around less wholesome pursuits or senility.

"He's fingering through his brain-box for information."

"That old codger has to finger his notes just to sit down!"

"Those bashers are heading out to finger through the boneyard, we should scrag 'em"

by Zed Numar August 3, 2021

Infamous Piggy Finger

It just is.

Perhaps it is the infamous piggy finger

by Da finger licker August 4, 2021

Hawaiian Finger

The act of ramming pineapple fingers up and individuals vagina.

What did you and Sam do last night?

He bought some pineapple fingers as part of his Tesco meal deal and then Hawaiian fingered me in the car park.

by Drawde rekab August 10, 2021

Ginger Fingers

Someone's smelly fingers after they just scratched/itched their butthole.

Alex: Don't ever smell Carson's fingers, they smell like ass
Tyler: You mean he has ginger fingers?

by pottedWillow August 10, 2021