dick door

The perforation of one's underwear in the area of his dick.

Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.

by Mitzell August 4, 2004

Dick Clit

When the clitoris is so large that it resembles a penis.

Wow tom your wifes got a huge dick clit.

by TheAnti-Christ August 28, 2008

kick dick

To be lazy and to not do anything useful or to do nothing at all

- What have you been doing today?
- Nuthin' just kickin' dick

He is too lazy all he does is just kick dick all day

by fkeller May 6, 2010

pin dick

man with tiny pin-like dick

kirk has a pin dick

by georgia1818 August 10, 2009

dick hole

A Director of Sales named Mark

I can't believe you quoted that rate, you really are a dick hole.

by wb March 23, 2005

My Dick

the beastiest song EVER. Mickey Avalon and DJ Kris P are lyrical geniuses !

WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS

my dick

by noskinnypants November 10, 2010

Dick bicycle

(dɪk ˈbaɪsɪkl) n. (1) A bicycle with a dildo attached to it, usually on the seat, or arranged so that the peddling of the bicycle causes the dildo to move. (2) A bicycle made of penises. (3) A penis made of bicycles.

(1) The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding dick bicycles... get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their dick bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them, and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half dick bicycles. -Flann O'Brien, Third Policeman

(2) Help, my Dick Bicycle tyres are flaccid.

(3) When she started dating Megatron, she discovered, much to her surprise, that he was generously endowed with a Dick Bicycle.

by Mr Horance Toffinton, Esq. September 6, 2016