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Dick Time

Dick Time is a game played between two male participants. The game begins when one participant yells, "Dick time." Then each participant attempts to become the first one to give the other player a "tapper," or in layman's terms the first one to flick the other player in the testicles. After one player lands a tapper, the game is over the the first player to land the tapper is the winner. There's no prize in Dick Time, just honor, pride, and bragging rights. The game can begin at any time or in any situation and can only take place between two savvy participants who are aware of the rules of Dick Time and are aware that the game can begin play at any time.
Carl yelled, "Dick time," and flicked my nuts before I could do anything. Carl is a great Dick Time player.
by Johnmf August 18, 2006
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dick lips

When a person has lips that looked as if they have given head on numerous occasions. for some odd reason this turns a BOY on because it makes them think she gives good head.
See Jane run, See Jane suck... Look at Jane's dick lips.
by Rayne DM March 11, 2004
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dick door

The perforation of one's underwear in the area of his dick.
Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.
by Mitzell August 4, 2004
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Dick Clit

When the clitoris is so large that it resembles a penis.
Wow tom your wifes got a huge dick clit.
by TheAnti-Christ August 28, 2008
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kick dick

To be lazy and to not do anything useful or to do nothing at all
- What have you been doing today?
- Nuthin' just kickin' dick

He is too lazy all he does is just kick dick all day
by fkeller May 6, 2010
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pin dick

man with tiny pin-like dick
kirk has a pin dick
by georgia1818 August 10, 2009
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dick hole

A Director of Sales named Mark
I can't believe you quoted that rate, you really are a dick hole.
by wb March 23, 2005
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