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michael ian black

A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
by Trinidy Larson July 17, 2004
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Black Olive Theory

The theory that if one partner in a relationship likes black olives, and the other doesn't, the relationship could work out. If neither party likes, or both parties hate, black olives, according to the theory, their relationship is doomed.
Bro 1: Hey bro, how do your parents get along so well?
Bro 2: Black olive theory, bro. My dad loves black olives and my mom hates 'em.
by 13hopelessromantics September 10, 2012
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Troll Black hole

When somehow you collapse upon yourself while in debate with a troll. Not realizing you have been trolled until you have fallen victim.
Troll alternate account "okay guys the state of california is actually going to outlaw obesity, we must stand and fight!!"

You "That could never happen, its a violation of our civil rights and what it means to be an american!"

Troll "Whos to say whats american you god damn liberal!"

You "Im not a liberal asshole. I dont even vote or really care!"

Troll "lol"

You "oh fuck me! Troll black hole"
by Troll Stopper September 22, 2011
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Black Hole Thought

A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.
I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.
by wormsrule March 16, 2020
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When the coronavirus is a once-in-a-lifetime event, especially for those who never went through the pain and suffering of a world war, or experienced a pandemic, which killed millions of people.
Like the 9/11 terrorist attack, the coronavirus is a black swan that caught the world unprepared—a “known unknown” that world leaders failed to predict, which occurred sooner than later.
by Fasters April 2, 2020
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fuck the black keys

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off
“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH
by mar432001 November 4, 2019
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Black Air forces

A Crazy nigga who don’t care bout his life or yours
“James this crazy ass nigga asked me if I wanted to fight but I don’t even know his ass”

“Ok well what shoes did he have on”

“Black Air forces why?”

Oh

Nigga what you mean oh”

“You don’t know that Mf who wear black forces don’t care bout they life or yours?”

“ oh no I didn’t”
by E.MD.N.Eat My dick nigga April 12, 2022
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