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November 2

This day is National Ignore All Fun Sized People Day. If a person is shorter than your shoulders then you must ignore them. If a person is 5’3” or shorter than everyone must automatically ignore them. To ignore them you must stare straight over them as if they are simply too short to even notice.
On November 2 every short person will seem to disappear from the face of the earth.
by strawberry milkshake October 26, 2019
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ecofreak - part 2

They have zero idea that the natural cycle of Earth's climate has resulted in several millennia-long Ice Ages and without global warming, those Ice Ages would resume and half the world will look like Greenland.

They have zero idea that 71% of ALL carbon emissions globally are created by only 100 companies mainly based in China and India (with a similar number for microplastics in the ocean), and when confronted with this fact, they merely parrot 'we can still do all we can to save the planet individually'.

Even when fixated on valid issues such as bio-reusability, deforestation, and microplastics, they take things to an extreme such as only buying brands that use 100% recycled materials, separating glass from paper from plastic when recycling, using only metal or paper straws, using the same reusable paper bag when shopping, and exclusively voting for a Green party irrespective of its economic or sociopolitical viability, as long as it 'saves the environment'.
by Ashraile November 8, 2022
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2-Episode Rule

The #1 rule when binge-watching a new TV Series that states you must watch at least the first two episodes of a show before deciding you're not interested in it and don't want to continue.
Person 1: You said you didn't like insert show?
Person 2: Yeah, it's just not for me. I did the 2-Episode Rule and everything and it still seems boring.
by yo͝ormämɡā August 2, 2021
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Apocalypse Rising 2

A Roblox game developed by Gusmanak who previously made Apocalypse Rising. The game is an open world zombie survival game where the player searches for items used to kill players and zombies alike. Since Roblox is incompetent, the game has a fair amount of cheaters in it.
I can't wait to get home from my 6th grade class to play Apocalypse Rising 2!
by masiethecheese April 12, 2023
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2-watt

She's been rated by the URL as 2-watt,dude.
by Wiki_notta November 7, 2020
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perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face
"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021
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