I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.
by hugetiddynormalgf May 19, 2021
Get the Funny Wongy Tongy Timemug. by Fat cat named muffin June 1, 2022
Get the Boom Boom time 💥mug. The position where a person is kneeling in front of a standing man while giving head, and withdraws away from the penis with their mouth open and tongue out waiting for the ejaculation..
by Dougtwin September 20, 2017
Get the baby bird feeding timemug. A song written by a 14 year old British boy Sebastian James Lowe. It is often used as an exclamation of shock, surprise, anger or a severe case of hangryness. It originated from the Latin word "delta" because I got so bored in physics I was singing this song
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
Get the Chicken nugget jelly timemug. by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019
Get the Chitwood family fun timemug. by No cojeo sixndidndx October 30, 2020
Get the breaking the space time continuummug. The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
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"Yesterday."
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"Yesterday."
by Stan S. February 2, 2023
Get the White People Time Delusionmug.