Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile

Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic

by Random guy that isn’t random March 17, 2024

Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

fist a guy friday

when you have had a long day and you go crack a cold one and just wanna fist your buddy/friend

come on caden let me do it it’s “fist a guy friday”

by gang member 69 November 2, 2023

That Guy

That Guy is an individual who ruins the vibe group settings, typically concerning fandom or team-based games. He will typically begin his antics with no self-awareness, though what sets him apart from people who have typical social-awkwardness is his doubling-down upon being called out for his shit behavior.

That Guy may partake in any of the following: make inappropriate comments/jokes at inopportune times/places, get into arguments with others constantly over a wide range of issues, flirt with others while ignoring all rejections, and/or partake in a variety of elitist actions which push into the realm of elitism.

Kenny really had to be "that guy" and ruin DnD last night by bullying Dan for being new to the group.

by starmandx January 20, 2025

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Doom Guy

An example of a really bad person who always trys to get "Polar" in trouble(:

Oh hey "Doom Guy" what's up?
Him: Bruh, pedo!!!!
Me: Nah bro you don't know the definition bitch..
Him: REPORTED!!!

by PolarBearzHomie November 29, 2020

Guy

Guy is a really kind and laid back dude that is a bully to most of his friends.He loves to laugh at the dumbest things while on a call with somebody.He is a wholesome person who loves to express his feelings to the people close to him.He is a smart but lazy individual who loves to embrace his artsy side whenever he can.Get yourself a Guy.

Guy is such a weirdo xD

Guy is pretty good at Photoshop 0.0

Guy always tells me he loves me!!!

by Thatoneguy2OO3 July 15, 2019