Second-hand Wook

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.

Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?

by phillyboiz March 21, 2021

hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.

My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.

by Ereck Flowers December 13, 2010

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

hand simulator survival

Hand simulator but survival

Hand simulator survival is poggers and banananoodle55 plays it

by Woodchucks February 28, 2022

Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 18, 2012