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Kick rocks

A very unfortunate phrase that should not be used, unless you’re a homeless disgusting, lying poser, who steals people souls..
The dirty lying, Rat kid couldn’t handle the truth so he had to kick rocks..
by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023
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Burgundian rock fucker

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."
by The Burgundian rock fucker January 5, 2023
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Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things
i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car
by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023
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rock climbing

rock climbing is a sport about whipping pop rocks at people and seeing how much damage you can do.
hey man i heard you were in the hospital was it from that rock climbing habbit you have?
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-
by Death Menace April 5, 2023
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Rock hound

Amy ur such a rock hound it's sad...kill yourself
by Coaltrain666 April 9, 2023
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The Rock Man

THE ROCK, MAN, WHO HAS BEEN WRONGED BY A CARELESS BLONDE IDIOT WITH A CONCERNING LEAGUE ADDICTION.
CURRENTLY SEEKING REVENGE.

I AM COMING FOR YOU, POLE.
The Rock Man
"Damn, that polish lady really stepped on those rocks."

"Oh shit, that's Rock Man's family, she better be careful, he is one badass rock."
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