Sleepy Meat

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.

"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.

by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat Lover

A person who really loves meat.

Bro, Ethan must be a meat lover with the way he’s gobbling down that sausage

by EBMeatman September 25, 2023

dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Meat and potatoes

When somebody refers to "meat and potatoes", they are referring to the point, and getting right into it.

"Man, they sure did get right into the meat and potatoes."

"What"

"They got straight to the point."

by Neon_nostalgia August 21, 2023

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020