Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

street meat

A misogynistic man that has been run over by a motor vehicle at a rate of speed fast enough to kill him on impact.

Woman 1: Can you believe the foul things he said about her? I hope karma gets him.

woman 2: Didn’t you see the news? He’s street meat now. Good riddance!

by sorryboutit123 August 2, 2023

shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022

meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.

“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”

by CoachCockPic September 25, 2023

Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 5, 2022

spicy meat

A popular text of Ainsley Harriott

hot and spicy meat

by dank-ass ninja February 23, 2017