John Krasinski

Who is always Jim for us.
Jim Halpert

Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."

by oldtinbox October 31, 2017

Daniel John Duncan

Youtube personality, also recognized as Danny Fucking Duncan and Gary Winthrope

Danny Duncan white negga but kewon, he my real nigga - Daniel John Duncan

by Rabbi Jesus christ December 27, 2022

john

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,

omg john is so cool he plays baseball

by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022

John Liu

An adjective that describes massive f**king betrayal or sellout of either an individual or a whole community, especially of someone’s own race. The origin comes from New York Senator John Liu’s 2025 unethical decision to allow billionaires build a luxury casino in his own Chinese district claiming “Chinese people love gambling,” in Flushing, NY. Since then, all the Chinese grandmas on the street have been since calling him national traitor who wants to bury the futures of the people-of-color working families.

Yo why did you sell me out like that, bro?? That was so motherf**king John Liu of you.

by Woaifalasheng October 10, 2025

75 Johns

Similar to 75 Hard just different rules

1. Waking up everyday

2. Consume 3 takeaways a week

3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book

4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout

5. Aim for win everyday.

Well bro you doing 75 johns this year?

by TheGukings69 March 5, 2025

John

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022

Big John Masskie

Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.

Man I wish I was as cool and strong ass Big John Masskie

by Mattman47 April 16, 2023